In which Snoop Dogg doesn’t give a fuck about your gender policing, and 50 Cent continues to be way too concerned about the sexuality of other male rappers.
50 Cent is so extra for someone who is merely a footnote in rap culture these days
Yes, with parental consent and stuff.
See, the thing is this kid doesn’t usually like going to the hair place- i imagine cause the sound of so many scissors snipping, dryers drying, sinks running, people talking, + music playing is waaay overwhelming to a little kid with sensory issues. So, as you can imagine, his hair doesn’t get cut very often.
Earlier this week i was playing with his hair, and i said something about cutting it- jokingly, of course. But teacher was like, “could you? If i ask mom + she says ok?” And i was like, well yeah. So i took my scissors, and we snipped away- teacher lady holding his hands, massaging his arms, trying to keep him mellow while i worked.
It came out good, mom was happy, and i’m sure the kid was glad he didn’t have to go to loud-noise-place. So i think it worked out for everyone.
- get my car stickers current
- get rid of all the shit i’ve been meaning to get rid of for months
- sell clothes 2 consignment shop, donate rest 2 shelter. (Annie’s old stuff too)
- do the project yr gettin paid for (i decorate letters 4 kid’s rooms, someone’s buying some for a kid’s bday present)
- cut my fuckin hair
- get alex a bday present
- finish watching buffy (again)
- start looking for another car
- get art supplies in some kind of working order
Oh yeah and spEND TIME WITH MY LONGEST-KNOWN BFF WHO WILL BE IN TOWN ALLL WEEK. (She don’t live in tx anymore, so last time i seen her was when she was working @ disney world + we took my nephews there… 2, 3 years ago?)
Being an adult sux like that, what with friends scattered all over the damn world and little off time that matches up. But i’m excited she finally gets to meet annie (or “little you” as she calls her)
- Abraham Lincoln never fought vampires or zombies
- Adolph Hitler was not machine gunned to death in a movie theater in Paris
- Marty McFly did not invent Rock and Roll
- Richard Nixon never dispatched Dr. Manhattan to end the Vietnam War
You never complained about these changes to history, so shut the fuck up about a black man playing a fictional spy, you idiotic, racist pricks.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad like why is your hairline graduating before you
(As an aside: y’all have NO IDEA How happy i am alex’s genes are not gonna make his hairs fall out any time soon… grey, yes- he’s already developing a nice lil stripe of grey- but i like grey i want some but my mom didnt start going grey til near 50.)